You might need to simplify if
- you can not find your car or house keys
- you can not find the bill to pay it
- the checkbook or credit card has disappeared, again
- you’ve missed the dentist/doctor/specialist/hair appointment, again
- you forgot to pick up your child, your sibling, your significant other, or your parent
- you are tripping over things in the house
- boxes or things are attacking you in your home
- the inside of your fridge has become a science experiment
- the post office is giving you a key to another box so you can pick up all your mail
- you had to borrow a stranger’s gas can because you forgot to fill up your car
- you had to do the smell test because you have no clean work clothes
- the dog ate your presentation
- your cat deleted your report
- you’ve misplaced your glasses, but they are on top of your head
- you can not remember if you have taken your medicine
- you can not remember if you have locked your house
- you ask yourself if you have turned off the stove
- you forget to turn off the lights after you get into bed
Finally, if you think it is okay to talk on the phone while driving and question the other drivers' driving skills after a near miss!
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